{"id":465,"date":"2007-08-08T13:54:02","date_gmt":"2007-08-08T21:54:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stefoff.com\/?p=465"},"modified":"2019-12-01T14:44:27","modified_gmt":"2019-12-01T22:44:27","slug":"omfg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/?p=465","title":{"rendered":"Omfg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you, like me, love to be scared? Really scared, edge-of-seat shaking terrified, as opposed to just grossed-out (although that too has its pleasures)? Sadly, I am almost <i>never<\/i> genuinely scared by a movie or book. Entertained, yes. Titillated now and then with a frisson. But I had almost forgotten what it is like to sit in a movie theater and think that you can&#8217;t stand it another minute because something&#8217;s going to happen, any second now, and you don&#8217;t know what, and you&#8217;re crushing your partner&#8217;s hand in a death-grip only he doesn&#8217;t notice because he&#8217;s hyperventilating. . . .<br \/>\nSo we went to that French horror film <i>Ils<\/i> (Them) tonight.\u00a0 It&#8217;s good. If you are interested in that sort of thing, I have a word of advice: Don&#8217;t read reviews, don&#8217;t look it up on the Internet, and certainly don&#8217;t even let your eyes fall on the movie poster or ad. I&#8217;m completely serious. A great part of the eerie, ghastly thrill of this movie was that right up to the end I could not be entirely certain exactly what was going on. Too much advance knowledge&#8211;any, really&#8211;would greatly have diminished the experience.<\/p>\n<p>And now, if you can believe the ghastly horror of my own situation, I have another six pages on Forensics to write before I can turn in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you, like me, love to be scared? Really scared, edge-of-seat shaking terrified, as opposed to just grossed-out (although that too has its pleasures)? Sadly, I am almost never genuinely scared by a movie or book. Entertained, yes. Titillated now and then with a frisson. But I had almost forgotten what it is like to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,16],"tags":[19,49],"class_list":["post-465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horror","category-movies","tag-horror","tag-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=465"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":848,"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465\/revisions\/848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}