{"id":164,"date":"2010-02-07T00:07:13","date_gmt":"2010-02-07T05:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stefoff.com\/?p=164"},"modified":"2019-12-01T14:44:25","modified_gmt":"2019-12-01T22:44:25","slug":"grrr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/?p=164","title":{"rendered":"Grrr"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m still angry about my car getting trashed by some jackass last night.<\/p>\n<p>But I did get one smile out of the affair. When the police came to fill out a report, one of them took a look at my rear bumper and wondered whether my &#8220;got cthulhu?&#8221; bumper sticker might have offended someone sufficiently to provoke the attack. After I told them who Lovecraft and Cthulhu were, they discarded that theory.<\/p>\n<p>Probably just some idiot walking down the street, was their verdict. Sounds plausible to me.<\/p>\n<p>Monday morning I will commence the tedious business of putting in the insurance claim and lining up the body work.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_165\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-165\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-165\" title=\"car-1\" src=\"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/car-1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"The poor old Taurus. No panel left unbashed.\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/car-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/stefoff.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/car-1-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/stefoff.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/car-1-450x337.jpg 450w, https:\/\/stefoff.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/car-1.jpg 630w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-165\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The poor old Taurus. No panel left unbashed.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_168\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-168\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-168\" title=\"car-21\" src=\"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/car-21-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Too bad CSI: Portland can't match this print to the miscreant's footwear! \" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/car-21-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/stefoff.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/car-21-112x150.jpg 112w, https:\/\/stefoff.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/car-21-338x450.jpg 338w, https:\/\/stefoff.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/car-21.jpg 541w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-168\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Too bad CSI: Portland can&#39;t match this print to the miscreant&#39;s footwear! <\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m still angry about my car getting trashed by some jackass last night. But I did get one smile out of the affair. When the police came to fill out a report, one of them took a look at my rear bumper and wondered whether my &#8220;got cthulhu?&#8221; bumper sticker might have offended someone sufficiently [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":834,"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions\/834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stefoff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}